The Abbott government today announced Australia’s 2025 greenhouse gas emissions reduction target to be -5%.
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Tony Abbott has escalated his targeting of the ABC, suggesting that a nuclear strike is not out of the question.
Government to Stop Piracy by Blocking Entire Internet
The Labor party has backed a move by the government to curb piracy by blocking the entire internet.
Hockey Encourages Youth to Create Paradoxes
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Tony Abbott has admitted that the Liberals have been employing a “Good Government/Bad Government” routine on the people of Australia.
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